I have an announcement. No one else that I know is allowed to get married this summer. Okay? If you insist, you may hold your nuptials in June or July. But under no circumstances are they allowed to be held in August.
Thank you for your time.
PS – not that I am against my friends getting married, it’s just that I wish to share in your joy and eat your cake and wear a nice dress and socialize. And I can’t do that if you all get married at the same time, okay?
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March 26, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Kate
Is there someone else besides me and Lis?
March 26, 2006 at 7:22 pm
kara
yes, ma’am.
not that i would be getting married any time soon, but i take your words to heart.
March 26, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Jess
Mariana says they’re trying to find a date in August.
Thanks, Kara, I appreciate it.
March 26, 2006 at 10:14 pm
tuckova
ha! a few years ago, three of my friends and my sister got married each a month apart. october, march, may, june. if i made it for one wedding, i had to make it for all of them. i would have been thrilled if they’d all piled on to one month, for sartorial reasons alone. add in the annual christmas visit and that was the year of Too Much America.
September 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm
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