6:30 pm: leave for church

7:00-9:30 pm: crack up inappropriately over everything from “the low estate of his handmaiden” to “alien darkness.”

9:50 pm: depart church

10:00-10:15 pm: frost cupcakes, vegan style

10:20 pm: make pancakes

10:25 pm: slight chance that I applied leftover frosting to pancake.  Possibly more than one.

10:35 pm: simultaneously turn on 24, burn pancake, and blog

10:40 pm: hands still smell like garlic from salmon prep